The War on Christmas
Already the Christmas War
has begun and it...is...NOT....EVEN...HALLOWEEN.
There
is NO WAR on Christmas.
There
IS a WAR on YOUR WALLET.
You
lost that war last year, let's try to win it this year.
This
year's first volley was Facebook taking down a picture of the stable
scene. If you were to take a really good look at the picture, you
would discover it is a painting and you would also discover it is
copyrighted. In other words, this painting belongs to the artist and
it was stolen from their website. There are only three reasons
Facebook takes a picture down and Number 1 is the image is stolen and
belongs to someone.
Has it
occurred to you yet that this particular image is famous and was
chosen because it would be taken down....?? Of course not because
they have you by the non-reasoning part of your 'I must fit in
brain'.
So let
me dispel a few lies for you. The War on Christmas is BIG BUSINESS.
Yes, it is a real money maker. First off, you have the bumper
stickers and if you don't have one on all your vehicles you are
obviously a devil worshiping I don't know what. The wholesale price
of a bumper sticker is between fifty cents and a dollar depending on
the quantity you have printed. They have thousands printed. The price
can go down into the pennies in great quantities. Now...how much did
you pay for that bumper sticker?
Then
there are the magnetic ones that won't ruin your car finish sold at
twice or three times the price of the glue on ones. Yes, they cost a
little over twice the price of the glue on ones to make. Just go out
to any printing site and price the products. Those are prices for
one. When you move it into the thousands, the price drops like a
rock.
Now let
me show you some math. Get five people to give you a dollar and you
have $5.00. Get a hundred to give you a dollar and you have $100.00.
Get a thousand to give you a dollar and you have $1,000.00. Keep in
mind they are making at least $2.00 profit so you can double that
amount.
AND
THAT IS JUST BUMPER STICKERS.
It's not
even Halloween and you are already being set up for a con that can't
fail because as a good Christian you have to have a sign proclaiming
you are a good Christian. Oddly enough, even the Pope says you will
known by your good works and somehow, I just don't think plastering
your home page and your car with the War on Christmas is what anyone
had in mind as good works, except the guy selling you those things
and collecting to fight the good fight in his easy chair having a
nice cognac and cigar.
But that
is only the tip of a very nasty iceberg. By declaring certain stores
unfriendly to Christians, they succeed in both directing traffic to a
specific store and black mailing (yes, it's a nasty word but if the
shoe fits...) the other store. A friend of mine fired a woman for
theft and I mean tens of thousands of dollars worth of theft. It cost
him another $600.00 twenty years ago to join the “Christian
Business Man's Association” to get taken off the black list of
businesses to avoid. Yes, you read that right and today that would be
like a couple of grand. Now, if that isn't black mail, what is?
The
holiday season is when businesses make close to 50% of their entire
year's profit. So, they will pay and do anything not to be
blacklisted. You will pay anything not to be blacklisted and that is
what not buying that bumper sticker would get you.
But it
gets worse. I know, you didn't think that was possible. This is the
only time of year you are going to get the sermon on giving and how
to be thankful for the little you have left. There will be people on
every street corner ringing bells. Hands are out everywhere for money
and always, new toys.
Let's
get real. People only get hungry on the holidays and kids only need
toys on the holidays. That didn't fly, did it? So why is there
someone with their hand out for your hard earned money on every
street corner. The word is GUILT and if you want to start over at the
beginning, let's go to the sermons on how much you have to be
thankful for and how you need to be generous. Do you make more money
at the holidays? Do you find an extra twenty in your paycheck? Heck
no! So why are you being hit up now and not February 15th?
People are going to be just as hungry today as tomorrow. Why do you
have to donate NEW toys? Wouldn't your children's toys they no longer
use be just as good? All year you donate them to the thrift shop and
sale and suddenly, they aren't any good??? It's just another way to
separate you from your money at a time you need it most.
There is
nothing “religious” going on here. It is straight profit and loss
and Churches like stores make up 50% of their budget during the
holiday season starting with that fictitious War on Christmas. You
see, you need an enemy to rally the troops and to get them to lay
down their wallets on your altar.
A very
famous 'minister' once let it slip that through the 'plate' passing
and various scams like bumper stickers, jewelry, inflated clothes
prices, and getting donations of art work, cars, etc...he made way
more money than through the tithes because you don't notice being
nickeled and dimed to death.
I was at
a Spiritualist Church one evening with a friend and he ran out of
money around the 4th time the plate went around and on the
fifth time it was pennies for something. They cleaned you out of
pennies because that was all you had left. But it didn't stop there.
If you were anyone, you had to go to the restaurant and you had to
donate a couple dollars more pay for the 'poor' minister's dinner. A
couple of dollars times around 35 people is $70.00. How much do you
think this man was eating in a cheap restaurant where the average tab
was under $15.00? That's at least $55.00 he stuck in his pocket.
Instead
of thinking you can spare a buck, take a look at how many people are
sparing a buck and how many get sucked into the one-up-manship of
putting a fiver in that plate pretending to be better off or giving
more until it hurts.
There is
no War on Christmas. There IS a war on your wallet and you are
losing, big time. Wake up and refuse to play the game. There are
plenty of soup kitchens. Call them up and ask them what they need or
give them the money. They will at least actually feed people. Keep in
mind that you have no real idea how much money is raised during these
War on events. You have no idea how much is actually making its way
to needy people and how much is expenses to the pastor's friends and
relatives. Cash is a wonderful thing. It gets lost easily into
someone wallet and there is no record for the IRS. Do you keep track
of how much you drop in the various plates and buckets? Do you think
they do?
Stop
letting people play your guilt strings and do something that really
will help people who need it rather creating a publicity event for
some 'religious' person to get their picture taken. As one man said,
“I can tell who is the biggest crook by the number of pictures on
the wall with famous people or at charity events”. In fact, this is
so pervasive that I had a woman walk out of my shop because I didn't
have any pictures of me with 'famous' people and thus I must be no
good. Actually, I have the pictures, I just respect people's privacy
unless they specifically give me permission to use their picture and
even then, I usually have them in a back room on the wall where I see
them.
Please
try to know when you are being played. That really will help people.
By the
way, am I the only one who noticed the “War of Christmas” arrived
at the same time the GOP started demonizing the poor and disabled as
lazy grifters and worshiping Ayn Rand? Convenient timing if you ask
me. We can't ask you to support these lazy welfare queens but we can
ask you to support our efforts in the war on OUR faith. Being cynical
saves me a lot of money.