Saturday, December 12, 2009

Forecast and Faery Finder for 12/13/09

Forecast and Faery Finder
By Janice Scott-Reeder and the Bitwit

According to Llewellyn’s Spell-a-Day Almanac, today’s color is Yellow and the incense is hyacinth.


Deck: Navigators Tarot of the Mystic Sea.

Today’s Tarot Card is the Two of Cups: harmony. Control is out of the question Just let people get their in their own time. Listen to both sides of the argument but be quiet.

Astrological Source: Llewellyn’s 2009 Daily Planetary Guide.
For a week, lessons learned bring profit and a new avenue of monetary ventures.
Arguments in the morning occur over ego issues and secrets. Afternoon brings old hurts to the surface, so if you are thinking about shoveling snow with a bad knee, I would wait a day. Emotional outburst really let you know where you stand in relationships. It is a good thing. This evening bring more financial drain, no profit and things start going fuzzy. Avoid making any major purchases.

Deck: Healing with the Fairies.
The Faeries say:
Indulge your inner child today.

Today’s Cat Comfort Card is:
Cat Lover: “Contact your loved ones today.”

Deck: The Fairies’ Oracle by Brian Froud & Jessica MacBeth
Today’s Faery Finder is on the lookout for:
The Fawn is cavorting today. He knows all the secrets of nature and natural magick. He isn’t quite humanlike in appearance but when he dances by, follow him. You are in for a good time.

Today’s Lo Shu Number is 5 and the Element is Water. The Dog finds conflict today but the Ox and Tiger have ease. Today is not an auspicious day for construction.

Today’s Message from the Universe is: “It is now time for me to enjoy healthy, creative and supportive relationships based on unconditional love, respect and freedom. This is a time of divine fulfillment.” Annie Marquier creating a world of peace one thought at a time.


Today Boogaboo learned to sing. Singing cats and headaches do not mix. Fiona has once again proven she can shred any piece of paper in existence, so if you need any confetti, she is available for hire. Flame has totally come out of her shell and I can’t figure out how to stuff her back in it. She haunts the kitchen counter next to stove standing on her hind legs on the water fountain reservoir. I have to get you a picture of it. She is a cheese eater and is fond of the expensive sharp cheddar cheese. I would get a kitten with expensive tastes. The rest of the time she spends dangling out of the cat log in the hallway collecting a toll as you pass. No toll, you get claws.
The weather man promised it would clear up for the last half of the day. He lied. It has rained all day. At one point I couldn’t even see the front fence. This has been one wet and dreary day and from the looks of things, the temperature didn’t even drop. It is still 77 except now it is about 100% humidity! Welcome to SOFL which is apparently the place not to be during global warming.
Remember the grandmother I told you about last night and my comment about a war zone. Let me explain because the reporter, being thoroughly disgusted, made certain we understood. Even though they had a crystal clear video of the two men trying to break into the woman’s car with her grandson and purse inside, because they didn’t succeed in either stealing the purse, the kid or the car, the police are not even looking for them. Face the facts folks. If it is a juvenile that whacks you in the head and takes your wallet, they have a get out of jail free card and no record. If it is an adult, they will be on the street just a little slower. By the time anything is done, they have a record pages long and someone is dead because the police only have the time and money to go after serious crimes like murder and violent rape. You are on your own.
In another story on the pagan wires today, a man in Alabama claiming to be a Druid worshiping the Goddess Epona repeatedly raped an underage girl over a period of time. The reporter was pretty disgusted, too. He made a point of pointing out the guy was in jail, if he hadn’t bonded out by now. Just as a point of record, no Druid rites involve sex and we do not worship the Goddess Epona, but I sure hope one her minions kicks him in the family jewels.

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