Friday, January 30, 2009

Forecast and Faery Finder for 01-31-09

Forecast and Faery Finder by Janice Scott-Reeder and the Bitwit
According to Llewellyn’s Spell-a-Day Almanac, today’s color is Brown and the Incense is Magnolia. Goddess I do love Magnolias but everyone wants 50.00 for a small tree that will grow down here! Oh well, this year! We will make it!
Deck: Navigators Tarot of the Mystic Sea.
Today’s Tarot Card is the Arch Priestess: dissolution. The opportunity to start anew comes with new ideas from your subconscious; practical ideas not pie in the sky schemes. Old loves and hates move away and it just doesn’t bother you today. Delve into your memories where the secret of life and happiness lies just below the surface..

Astrological Source: Llewellyn’s 2007 Daily Planetary Guide.
Astrologically, ideas fly this weekend but practicality keeps them from getting off the ground. This is a good day to showcase your talents. By late night you may be suffering from a little cabin fever. Make a happiness board by pasting pictures of what makes you happy on some paper or a board. Look at it when you feel low and imagine yourself surrounded by these things. Mine looks suspiciously like a beach on Maui.

Deck: Healing with the Fairies.
The Faeries say there are blocks to financial flow. Did someone just notice? No honey for you guys! Okay, there will be honey, the good stuff not that Chinese stuff. I’ll even leave a little rum to keep you warm tonight on the altar.

Today’s Cat Comfort card is Caterpillar. “Slow down. Take time to focus on the small stuff.”
Deck: The Fairies’ Oracle by Brian Froud & Jessica MacBeth
Today’s Faery Finder is on the lookout for O! That Gnome. He is not little creature you see on people’s lawns nor is he the cross dressing one with the red lipstick at the Freight store. He sure isn’t something you would send out to check travel arrangement - shudder! Remember that plane in river. He would forget to tell you you weren’t on the tarmac just prior to disembarking. He is the trickster. He tricks you into thinking those wild ideas are really yours. You really can do that. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of creative chaos and the operative word is chaos. He is totally unreliable and if you can’t discover new things about yourself and get yourself out of the mess, he tells you there is a bottle of booze under the counter. Why not? I can think of a few dozen reasons including the problem will still be there when you sober up and now you will have a headache and nausea, too. You will then hear his shrill laughter which helps neither condition and he is off to his next victim. So beware and be practical. We let ours live in the huge sign post outside so they can torment anyone who tries to harm the shop and vans. They seem to really like that arrangement and the Pixies and Faeries keep them in line. Hey, if you can’t beat them, join them. No matter how many times they go home with people, they always show back up here a week or two later. The people they go home with seldom if ever show back up here, though. J - Yes, that’s why George wouldn’t let you help with the front area…he knows they are there. They are attracted to brightly painted toe nails. I found that out the hard way.
Today’s Lo Shu Number is 4 and the element is Fire. The Horse finds conflict today and no one is having a great day.

Today’s Message from the Universe is: “There is no need to rush. Time is working in my favor. With God’s kind help, everything falls back into place in a perfectly appropriate way for my highest good. I stay calm and confident, I take time to celebrate the perfection of the moment with serenity and joy.” Annie Marquier creating a world of peace one thought at a time.
These messages are helping so many people that I am setting each day’s card up in a psionics generator so you can tap into the energy during the day. Just think of a rainbow and the energy will come to you.
Well, that's one business I will not be going into: van washing. I got one of those extending brush things. Where is Arnold when you need him??? That thing is heavy! I managed to wash all but the top (cannot reach even with the extending brush) of the Vanwitch and can barely lift my arms. She is one big girl! Now she is air drying because this woman can barely move.
Do they make van driers???
George can wash his own van!
I had Purrbah, the Kitwit, in bed with me all night. Everything on him long, including his claws and toes and tongue. He is a finger licker. All night he wrapped himself around my arm, grabbed my thumb and licked. I think that tongue can even clean under your nails! When I tried to leave - stupid - he jumped out of bed and wrapped himself around my leg in a position I have only seen a toy poodle take. I tried walking and he came with me like some kind of a demented stocking. Finally this morning Napoleon traded places with him.
Last night we were discussing on a Yahoo board selling haunted items. Folks, if you pay hundreds of dollars for a haunted item, you really need to have your head examined. Most people who have haunted items either want to get rid of them or wouldn’t part with them for the world. I have auctioned a few off with the warning that there were no returns - no way - do not ever want to see this thing again. One was a glass pendant looked pretty but you really felt someone was watching you. I took a picture of it and though I could not see it, the digital camera produced a perfect little red eye looking out of it. Best wishes to whoever bought that thing. Another was a series of weird scarves that you just could not contain and I didn’t have the shop cats at that time. I would put it in the glass display case and the next morning it was gone. It would turn up in weird locations. Not a single one of those items went for over fifty dollars. The Voodoo Queen of New Orleans did not have any relatives that lived down here unless they lived in the showroom of my favorite jewelry wholesaler in Orlando. J Yes, I know all the suppliers, I do own a store. I know the merchandise.
No one needs to cleanse your money. If it is cursed, just take it to the bank and exchange it for some new money. If you are cursed, a legitimate psychic will not charge you thousands of dollars but point you in the right direction for baths, some Feng Shui cures and maybe a few, less than ten dollar, candles. If it’s a curse you want, just remember, when you fail to make the payments for the rest of your life, you will be on their list! And if it is a love spell, keep in mind no one is happy in cage no matter how lovely it is and keeping a caged animal is a lot of work. In ten years, you may be trying to get rid of the person and not be able to do it. Love spells are best done by the person desiring love because you have more invested in it making it more powerful. And those are my sage words of advice for the weekend! Take them or leave them. Don’t bother me one bit which way you go! Just don’t ask for credit after someone takes your life savings because I’m going to ask for cash in advance. My mommy didn’t raise stupid kids.

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