Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Forecast for 11/19/09


11-19-09
Forecast and Faery Finder
By Janice Scott-Reeder and the Bitwit



According to Llewellyn’s Spell-a-Day Almanac, today’s color is turquoise and the incense is Mulberry.



FORECASTS:

Deck: Navigators Tarot of the Mystic Sea.

Today’s Tarot Card is the King of Cups: transition. Be wary of those who have gained great respect. They may be ruthless if you don’t tow the line.

Astrological Source: Llewellyn’s 2009 Daily Planetary Guide.
Astrologically:
The Moon enters Capricorn at 10:01 AM and things become more subdued.
For the next couple of days really thinking you are hot stuff will be met with a painful reality check when the truth hit’s the fan.
This afternoon is an excellent time to work up a life’s plan and decide what changes will be made first. You may not be able to implement it, so don’t get antsy and angry. Just wait for the first opportunity and jump!

Deck: Healing with the Fairies.
The Faeries say:
There are blocks to new opportunities today. Regroup and plan. Tomorrow is another day.

Today’s Cat Comfort Card is :
Technocat: “Learn a new skill. It will open up many possibilities.”

Deck: The Fairies’ Oracle by Brian Froud & Jessica MacBeth
Today’s Faery Finder is on the lookout for:
The Guardian at the Gate stands before us again. Goddess things are moving really fast. This means there is something new in life and we have to left go of the old to receive it.

Today’s Lo Shu Number is Two and the Element is Earth. The Dog finds conflict today but the Sheep and Monkey have ease. Today is an auspicious day for haircuts, medical procedures, writing and births, but not for construction.

Today’s Message from the Universe is: “The longer I have to wait to obtain the results I want, the more magnificent these results will be. I remain peaceful, detached and confident in God’s intelligent and kind action.” Annie Marquier creating a world of peace one thought at a time.

COMMENTARIES BY JANICE SCOTT-REEDER

News from the Goddess I feel awful front: We are all still sick down here. I really think it is from exposure to people who got the vaccines. So far I am keeping two bites of Biscotti down. Wish me luck.
The cats on the other hand think a sick human is the purpose one to hit up for a can of cat food. After all, won’t we pay to be left alone? What they don’t realize is if I opened a can of fish flavored cat food by accident right, it would be all over…all over them.
Rusty J. Hoover, our genius cat, decided he would not share the cat feeder with another cat or wait his turn. This dry feeder is designed for a GERMAN SHEPARD! I’ve never tested it, but I am pretty sure a half dozen cats could eat out of it comfortably. So, another cat is having a snack and he walks over and tips the whole thing over. It wasn’t as big a mess as I thought as it left a nice sized hill of kitty kibble right in front of him, which he settled into like a furry vacuum cleaner. Obviously, this was not the first time he has done this. He knew just how to tip it. I scooped up most of the hill of food and I am on his naughty list.
That reminds me of the Tshirt I saw last night: “Dear Santa, I can explain….”
I can’t believe some low life thief, knocked one of the elderly greeters I know at BJ’s to the ground, broke his ribs and made off two computers. Guess what sucker? You just made a witch really angry and I guarantee you will be not enjoying life for a really, really long time. George brought me a bread man home and guess which part I will be giving special attention to….yes sharp little raccoon teeth love bread. Your face is on it. And if I’m still pissed, your family goes down with you so you had better hope those little furry creatures put me in a better mood. Why am I so mad? Every day of my recovery for this operation, George has taken me over there to walk and every day, these gentlemen have asked how I am and helped me in any way they could always with a smile. Anyone want to join me in leveling this curse? After all, a good curse is the gift that just keeps on giving. The video will show up on the wsvn website some time tonight if you want a look at this low life. Just imagine a little bread man with a really sharp butcher knife in a really personal place and then a really big raccoon chewing it up and swallowing it. The raccoon was busy, but the possum has more teeth, anyway.
I have no idea what today's New Moon challenge was...I got too upset when I saw this on the news. Pox on him.

2 comments:

aswesow said...

Go girl! If you where a Christian brother I'd have to discourage you (not from seeking justice, but from sinning in the process), but I'm sure that ignoring such crap is a greater sin than what you will do. Stuff like that shouldn't be tolerated.

Janice Scott-Reeder said...

I hope they nail elder abuse to the charges.
Turning the other cheek was never a Celtic philosophy. Whacking your enemy was.