MIssing Persons Alert

Yes, I just realized we are missing people: HUGE NUMBERS OF PEOPLE! I'm not joking! We need to do something. People have just plain disappeared.
I don't know why I didn't notice this earlier as it was as obvious as the nose on my face.
First, we had the huge tax cuts for the rich that cost us $800,000,000,000.00 in tax dollars and raised the deficit by $800,000,000,000.00 (that's 800 billion) and no Tea Partiers on the street corners. I mean, they were burning Medicare Cards, blocking traffic and screaming their heads off about adding an alleged (the numbers were a little faulty on that one and someone forgot to take income into consideration) $17,000,000,000.00 to the deficit for Obamacare. Now you think they would show up when $800,000,000,000.00 was about to be added to the deficit in unnecessary tax cuts for the rich, wouldn't you?
Now, I have to admit, I really became concerned when the vote on 9/11 responders' health care came up and the Republicans were blocking it. These Tea Partiers are "super patriotic Americans" and the 9/11 Responders were our first line security force that were injured. Shouldn't those protesters have been on the street corners screaming "Socialism" and we are being undermined by weak livered Progressives (ooops, I meant Republicans) by not supporting our heroes? Where was Palin? Where was McCain? Where was FOX? Where are the Protesters wrapped in American Flags? Where is everyone?????
Oh my, you don't think it is possible they really aren't missing and all those rumors spread by the Radical Liberal Media about bussed people to Tea Party Protests and pay checks for waving signs could possibly have been true???? Well, if it's not, we really need to fill out some missing person's reports. I suggest we use a copier because we are going to have a lot of paperwork to fill out. I guess the Insurance Corporations had enough tax deductions for the year. Oh wait, it was their executives that were benefiting from that nice cushy rich man's tax break, wasn't it?
Have you folks figured out you were being played yet or are you still sniffing NASCAR fumes off the mufflers? By the way, brake fluid works better.....my father was a mechanic....in more than one way.